So this guy is driving along and, “thud.” He runs over the Easter Bunny. Stopping the car, he scoops up the scattered eggs and candy and stands over the now deceased bunny. Distraught, he begins to cry, thinking he just killed an age old tradition…..no more Easter Bunny.
An elderly woman drives up, rolls down her window and inquires, “What is wrong? Why are you crying?” The man replies, “I ran over the Easter Bunny.” “Oh no!” she exclaims. With that, she shut off her car, got out, opened up the trunk of her car, and sorted through her bags.
Finding what she wanted, she walked over to the dead Easter Bunny, gingerly picked it up, and began to spray something all over the bunny. Within a moment, the Easter Bunny was once again alive! The bunny thanked the woman for giving him new life, got the Easter basket from the man, who had scooped up the eggs and candy, and hopped off.
The man was astonished. “What on earth did you spray on that dead Easter Bunny?” he asked of the woman. “Oh, it was just hair spray. The can says that it will make dead hair come alive!”
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